And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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