He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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