and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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