No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
These tits shall not be calmed
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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