What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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