Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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