Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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