Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
do herpes really smell.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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