I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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