I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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