Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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