i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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