Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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