you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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