my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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