Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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