they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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