Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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