I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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