i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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