the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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