I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i now understand why vodka
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
as a side note pls kill me
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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