so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She just used a chaser for red wine.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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