What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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