Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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