you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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