That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
