When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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