You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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