The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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