Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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