take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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