i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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