I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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