I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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