On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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