Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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