apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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