wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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