Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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