I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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