You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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