Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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