I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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