Your mouth is God's brothel.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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