i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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