Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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