how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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