Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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