dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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