don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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