can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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