You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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