I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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